VO: Imagine a place...
Where a simple shopkeeper...
Fights crime with produce...
This fall, prepare your salad with VENGENCE!
Juan Pablo (on screen): "You've been mellon balled!"
GFX: Melãoman!
In theaters
Christmas 2027
@ReadyKilowatt @somebodystopme hilarious the shot gun didn't stop him but the produce did
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@AndrewTheGreat @ReadyKilowatt @somebodystopme Are the police packing birdshot or something? How did a round from 2 feet away not knock him on his butt?
@eglo @ReadyKilowatt @somebodystopme it looked like he missed completely twice