VO: Imagine a place...

Where a simple shopkeeper...

Fights crime with produce...

This fall, prepare your salad with VENGENCE!

Juan Pablo (on screen): "You've been mellon balled!"

GFX: Melãoman!

In theaters
Christmas 2027


@AndrewTheGreat @ReadyKilowatt @somebodystopme Are the police packing birdshot or something? How did a round from 2 feet away not knock him on his butt?

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